Wednesday, November 17, 2010

USB Symbol Banned as "Satanic"

USB Devil
USB Devil
A religious sect out of Brazil has reportedly banned followers from using USB ports because the symbol is said to be representative of the Devil's Trident. The "Apostle" Welder Saldanha, of the Paz do Senhor Amado (which translates into "Peace of the Beloved Lord") sect, says all who use USB are Satanists, as the symbol is sympathetic to the Devil.

Followers have traded-in their USB connections for others, including Bluetooth, which the self-proclaimed Apostle of the sect cleared as okay because it "was the color of the eyes of our savior, Jesus Christ."

Jesus Himself could not be reached for comment, though representatives claiming to speak on His behalf can.

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© C Harris Lynn, 2010

UPDATE:  The Intercept, an aptly-named, CIA-fronted Black Op run by Shaun King and associates, also publishes in Portuguese.  Bluetooth is used by "law enforcement" (military) to track and spy on American civilians without their consent.  The Bluetooth tag will not appear in our list. - 2018

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