Wednesday, November 17, 2010

USB Symbol Banned as "Satanic"

A religious sect out of Brazil has reportedly banned followers from using USB ports because the symbol is said to be representative of the Devil's Trident. The "Apostle" Welder Saldanha, of the Paz do Senhor Amado (which translates into "Peace of the Beloved Lord") sect, says all who use USB are Satanists, as the symbol is sympathetic to the Devil.

Followers have traded-in their USB connections for others, including Bluetooth, which the self-proclaimed Apostle of the sect cleared as okay because it "was the color of the eyes of our savior, Jesus Christ."

Jesus could not be contacted for comment.

© C Harris Lynn, 2010

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